[Gabriel's a lot more placid than he was the last time he was affected in this way- for one thing, he's well aware of it and while he doesn't want to go around flaunting it, his family's become.... Well, insane would be the word for it. And someone needs to apologize for that.

Somehow this coming from a Gabriel in a suit with a vaguely droll ( Read more... )

[As the PCD comes on, Gabriel massages his forehead with the exasperation of someone whose limitless patience got used up ages ago. He has a whiskey decantur in front of him. He also has the remains of at least ten dead soldier Sweet 'n' Low packets.

....It's best not to imagine where said sweetener met its end. Suffice to say, no one besides ( Read more... )

 Okay. I knew most of you were idiots from the jump, but really? You're just gonna eat the sheep and shear the sheep and, for all I know, do unspeakable things with the sheep and not even wonder if this could go wrong even a little?

Bravo, gang. If you need me, I'll be over here, mocking your pain when this goes horribly wrong for you.

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